15x de leukste tweets van ouders over schermtijd
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‘Vooruit, nog eventjes dan. Over vijf minuten is het echt klaar.’ Shit, hij zit nog steeds achter die iPad. Herkenbaar? Dan moet je zeker lachen om deze tweets van ouders over het beeldschermgebruik van hun kinderen.
Nog 2 jaar en hij krijgt z’n eerste smartphone
Me, to all my kids before the age of 2.
“No screens allowed.”
On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad.
“This is your mother now.”
— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) 23 oktober 2015
Zelfs verbieden heeft geen nut
My kids made cardboard computers: I’m glad they’re so imaginative and equally disturbed that even their creative play involves screen time.
— Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) 21 april 2017
Nood breekt wet
Me: No screen time. Three is too young.
Me on an airplane: More. Plug him in. Yes hi flight attendant, do these seats come with a Matrix neck-jack
— Dave Learns Dadding (@DaveLearnsToDad) 10 december 2018
Alsof je neus bloedt
Took my son to the eye doctor & was asked “how much screen time do you allow?”
Liar level: EXPERT
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) 9 oktober 2018
Want een megascherm is natuurlijk heel wat anders
I am trying to limit my kids’ screen time, which is why today we’re going to a movie.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) 14 augustus 2018
Dan maar twee schermen
I can give Holden screen time and listen to Caillou whining. Or I can say no screen time and listen to Holden whining. #parenting
— Baby Sideburns (@BabySideburns) 11 oktober 2017
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Overstag
Daytime parenting: strict screen time limits. 1hr only. Child must earn it.
5am parenting (hands 4yo iPad): take this so I can sleep.
— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) 22 augustus 2018
Een g… fout voorbeeld doet volgen
“No iPad. You guys have had plenty of screen time today!” she shouts, without looking up from her phone.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) 29 augustus 2018
Werkt altijd
“Well, if you don’t, I’ll take away your screen time.”
– my family motto
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) 10 januari 2017
Beginnende verslaving
What does it mean that every time I ask my daughter what the best part of her day was, she says “screen time”?
— Rachel Simmons (@RachelJSimmons) 18 mei 2016
Superslim
Me (taking away Ipad): “Too much screen time makes people stupid.”
5yo: “Four plus four is eight!”
— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) 22 december 2016
Heeft u daar een pilletje voor?
Doctor: How much screen time does your child get every day?
Me: Hmmm let’s see, he sleeps for about 8 hours, so that leaves…
— Salty Mermaid (@Jenn_H_Scott) 14 augustus 2018
Want elke milliseconde telt
I don’t want to alarm anyone but I’ve been told about a serious situation where someone got 4.2 seconds more screen time than their sibling.
— Kelcey Kintner (@mamabirddiaries) 11 oktober 2016
Ken je Klassiekers
Screen time report: My kids are watching increasingly insane and off-tune covers of “I Will Always Love You” on Youtube.
— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) 15 juni 2018
Leugentje om bestwil
Me, to other parents: We try to limit screentime to two hours a day at most.
Me, to my toddler: Here’s my Netflix password, don’t wake me before noon.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) 12 mei 2018
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