Even lachen: 8x grappige tweets over het huwelijk

30.08.2021 11:52

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Dat een huwelijk hard werken is, weten we allemaal. Maar als je lang samen bent kan dat ook hilarische momenten (en heerlijke zelfspot) opleveren. Kijk maar naar deze tweets.

Helder

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you ask your spouse to hand you “that thingy” over there and they know exactly what that means.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) July 22, 2021

Met één blik

Wife: I’m going to take a nap.

Me: When do you want me to wake you up?

Wife: *death glare*

Me: Never. Got it.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 10, 2021

Over elkaar, waarschijnlijk

Married 25 years, yet the wife and I still find things to talk about every day.

Just not with each other, obviously.
— bacon popsicle ? (@Gupton68) July 18, 2021

Of je praat teveel

Welcome to marriage, you’ll tell each other the same stories so many times you’ll get confused about which stories are actually yours
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) August 1, 2021

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Ze had vast een glaasje teveel op

My wife just said to me “you’re right” so I’m expecting an assassination attempt at any moment.
— Shade 5 ? (@Shade510) August 1, 2021

Even geduld

My husband thought that it was funny to add his name to the bottom of my to-do list, but the joke’s on him because I’m only doing 1 chore a day in the order that I wrote them and he’s number 26.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) July 24, 2021

Standaard

[packing for a trip]

Wife: Did you forget anything?

Me: No. I checked twice.

Wife: *finds 95 things I missed*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 2, 2021