Deze kinderen zijn hun ouders te slim af
Soms weet je kind iets heel slims te verzinnen, waardoor jij ’t nakijken hebt.
6yo: I need to fart
Me: No, we're eating
6yo: Ok, I'll just hold it in with my hand
6yo: It didn't work
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) January 20, 2016
Alles naar wens?
Me: “You guys treat me like I’m some waitress.”
Son, whispering to daughter: “Well, there goes her tip.”
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 26, 2018
Beter jong geleerd…
Just caught my 9yo forging my signature on a school paper. He’s going to be a blast as a teenager.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) October 24, 2018
Zindelijk, of toch nog niet
Me [walking into bathroom]: GET IN HERE.
Me: There is pee everywhere. How do you do this? Clean this up.
[2 mins later]
Son: Where's the plunger?
Son: [pointing at 15 paper towels he tried to flush]
Me: From now on you have to pee outside.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) October 17, 2018
Me: I’m only going to ask you to clean this mess up ONE more time.
6-year-old: That’s good. I was tired of hearing you ask.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) October 6, 2018
Nét als je het niet meer op kunt houden
If you’ve ever walked around your house & thought to yourself, “I wish there was a way for all the toilets to be unflushed all the time,” I highly recommend having children.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) November 7, 2018