Eh, wat? Ouders delen vreemde (maar hilarische) uitspraken van hun kind
Hoe kómen ze erop?
1. Zucht, wacht maar tot je ouder bent
After 4yr old's epic meltdown over toast cut the “wrong” way.
Me: whispering under my breath with my back turned.. “ohhh I'm so fucking tired”
4yr old: “well I'm fucking tired too mummy”
— Ruth Brooker (@erbrooker) February 15, 2022
2. Huilen met terugwerkende kracht
Today my 3 year old niece cried because she remembered she hit her leg somewhere 3 days ago. She said she forgot to cry about her leg that day.
— a plate of bamya (@NourAbadiii) March 30, 2021
3. Benieuwd wat die twee samen uitvreten
Just heard my 4 year old say “it's time to milk the farm dog” and my 2 yo squeal “YEAH” and I better go see what they're doing
— Salad Rater (@RateMySalad) February 5, 2022
4. Meteen uit de wereld helpen, die gedachte
4: Mom, how long was dad inside you?
Me: What the f-
4: Well??? How long was he inside you before you had him?
Me: Oh honey no I didn’t birth your dad, grandma did!
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) September 5, 2020
5. Van je kind moet je het hebben
my daughter asked why she can’t just quit school and i told her it’s against the law and they’ll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said “i’ll visit you”
— ceciATL (@CeciATL) January 28, 2021
6. Onthoud: het is een fase
Hats off to the waiter that kept a straight face as my 5yo ordered the vagina for lunch instead of the lasagna.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) June 22, 2021
7. Superbedankt voor deze tip
5yo asked me to go find something downstairs. I couldn’t find it.
5yo: “I’ve got an idea. This time, go back downstairs and try your best”.
— Adam B. Hill, M.D. (@Adamhill1212) June 25, 2021
8. Dat zou héél onhandig zijn
(4yo daughter is crying her eyes out)
Me: “What's wrong, tutu?”
4yo (moving her hands on the sofa): “If my fingers were markers they would ruin the sofa!”
Me: “But your fingers…are not…markers?”
4yo (peak distress): “I said IF!”
— Tomer Ullman (@TomerUllman) July 31, 2020
9. Tijd voor een goed gesprek
“Dad isn’t it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?”
– my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) March 29, 2021
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