Soms ben jíj het probleem niet, maar vinden je kinderen de banaan die je ze geeft gewoon te klein. Of willen een chocoladereep als ontbijt. Dus.
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Causes of 3-year-old’s meltdowns this morning:
-Banana too small
-Top of banana slightly squashed
-Honey on porridge doesn’t sufficiently resemble “a swimming pool”
-Sister had her 1st wee before his 3rd
-Doesn’t want scooter
-Does want scooter
-Something to do with sleeves
— Tom Gatti (@Tom_Gatti) April 2, 2019
Is het al bedtijd?
Wanted to put her own clothes away
Wanted to get her own clothes out
Wanted chocolate for breakfast
Didn't want to go to nursery
Wanted to drive herself to nursery
Annoyed at dog for being too waggy
Wrong music on in car.
Baby shark finally brought a smile#3yearolds
— Gary A Husband ?️? (@garyhusband) April 2, 2019
Oei, bruine vlekjes? Oorlog in de tent
Oh yes, bananas can cause so much upset. If they have any brown bits on them you have to call it a day. Brown bits spell trouble.
— Sophie Roberts (@SophieHenRob) April 2, 2019
This is funny.
Mine had a meltdown when I opened his little cereal bar and, brace yourself this is horrible, PUSHED IT OUT TO MAKE IT EASIER TO HOLD AND EAT. Cue meltdown. The worse thing was the withering look and tut from his mother “he likes to push it out himself.” ?
— Dafydd Rhys Bowen (@dafbow) April 2, 2019
Zo wispelturig als wat
My 3YO this morning:
- I put tomato sauce on the plate before her egg (then washed it off)
- I put tomato sauce ON the egg instead of BESIDE it
- I left to get the baby she woke
- the baby looked at her #fml #parenting
— Donna Patane (@DonnaPatane5) April 2, 2019
At 18mo my daughter developed a hatred for ALL buttons on clothes. And if the buttons were merely decorative, all hell was released. Fun times...??
— Emily Ruston (@MrsRuston) April 2, 2019
Yep, het is allemaal jóuw schuld
causes of 12-year-old's meltdowns this morning:
having to get out of bed
having to go to school
having failed to do history homework last night
not able to find pencil case
all of the above being the fault of her mother
— Gaylene Parish #bitchesagainstbrexit (@gaylesp) April 2, 2019
Bron: Scary Mommy