Omdat je er maar beter om kan lachen: 15x grappige tweets van ouders

Omdat je soms maar beter kunt lachen om pijnlijke ouderperikelen én omdat wij er nooit genoeg van krijgen: opnieuw een lijstje grappige tweets van ouders.
Met dank aan Buzzfeed.
Lucht wel lekker op
wife: ugh the baby’s been crying for hours, can you take over?
me: sure *starts crying for hours*
— hype (@TheHyyyype) December 8, 2018
Heeft iemand het antwoord?
My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.
— Octopus/Caveman (@OctopusCaveman) August 26, 2018
Dus…
Me: Who’s been using my expensive hair conditioner?!?
10yo: Not me.
8yo: Not me.
6yo: *frantically lowering Barbie’s hand*— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 8, 2019
Eh, als ze dit maar niet op school vertelt.
[At dinner]
Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat?
Me: Probably like 90%
D: So it’s 10% balls?
Me: *spits out food*— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 3, 2016
Lees ook
Deze tweets bewijzen dat peuters een behoorlijk zwaar leven hebben >
Afblijven. Dank je.
Me: My beautiful daughter, I would cross oceans and move mountains for you. I would fly into the darkness if I knew it would make you happy.
Daughter: Can I have a Dorito?
Me: I’m sorry but these are, unfortunately, my Doritos.
— Momarazzi. (@Mirimade) June 28, 2018
Ze kosten wat, maar dan heb je ook wat.
Having a child is like having a little broke ass best friend
— Beer Princess (@Aflgirl126) January 12, 2019
Da’s duidelijke taal.
Just asked my 7 y.o. if I could be the person who chooses the hangman word and she said, “no. You already had your childhood.”
— Dan Goor (@djgoor) October 22, 2018
Die heeft vast geen kinderen.
Hmm, I hate parents. What shall I invent? pic.twitter.com/Yg5SsM4Krm
— Molly Erdman (@erdmanmolly) January 8, 2019
Oh ja, heel handig.
best part of working from home is having your 5y/o run in while you’re on a conference call and cry “I accidentally peed in the wrong place”
— maura quint (@behindyourback) May 9, 2017
Het zal eens niet zo zijn.
Me: So, what did you bring home from preschool today?!?
3yo: *sneezes*
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 16, 2018
Was daar een complete studie voor nodig?
Well I, for one, am FUCKING SHOCKED!! pic.twitter.com/unyiO4RFoE
— inappropriate mom (@nicfit75) November 14, 2013
Niet te veel lachen, dus.
If you laugh at a kid’s joke that kid will tell the exact same joke at slightly louder volumes 8,000 times in a row.
— Rōb Fëė (@robfee) April 22, 2017
Bedankt voor de details, schat
5 yr old son: Mommy, I forgot that I shouldn’t pick my nose. But it’s ok, I put it back in my nose after.
He says while holding my hand.
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) September 7, 2016
Brrr
My mum took my brother to a Lego exhibition where children can design and make whatever they want at the end. She has just sent me what he made. I’m dead pic.twitter.com/JBIGfjj3Nf
— Lucy (@Lucy_seana) March 2, 2019
Groot gelijk, kind
I sent my kids to the store to get some snacks for themselves. My daughter got a birthday cake. For a snack. pic.twitter.com/hT1q8M7aAo
— Megan (@meganbielby) May 30, 2019
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