
André Hazes en Monique Westenberg uit elkaar: ‘Onze zoon staat voorop’
André Hazes en Monique Westenberg zijn opnieuw uit elkaar. Dit laten zij weten via Instagram. ‘Loslaten is groeien,’ schrijft Monique.
Heb jij er bij je kinderen nét ingestampt dat ze te-allen-tijde eerlijk moeten zijn, krijg je deze uitspraken voor je kiezen. Hoe pijnlijk ook, probeer dan je lach maar eens in te houden.
Me to my son: You remind me of me.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 16, 2016
Son: That’s just mean.
Me: “See this? It’s a fossil of a fish that lived FIFTY MILLION YEARS AGO!”
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) May 11, 2017
7yo: “So you were almost born then, right?”
4: Mommy, you’re just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend.
— Marl (@Marlebean) April 17, 2014
Me: Aww! Sure!
4:You can be the Beast.
Me: …
4: Or the fat sea witch!
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Me: “How many kisses do you need from me?”
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) March 16, 2015
3yo: “Probably just zero.”
Me: Please get dressed.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) September 1, 2016
9yo: But you’re still in your pajamas!
Me: I AM dressed.
9yo: Is that what you’re calling [waves palm at me] this?
Me: We all make mistakes.
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 15, 2016
5: Even you?
Me: Yep
5: Oh yeah! Like when you’re trying to cook food that tastes good but then it doesn’t?
Me: I think I ate too much.
— Aaron Aryanpur (@aaroncomedian) November 26, 2016
4yo: Yeah, but not just today.
I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed “yay! TWO christmases!” from the other room.
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) May 6, 2017
Every Father’s Day I think about the time I jokingly asked my 4 year-old daughter if she was going to get me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. “Nope,” she said gravely. “I haven’t met all the dads in the world.”
— RM (@dorsalstream) June 16, 2019
Bron: BuzzFeed