Bijdehand? Behoorlijk: deze kinderen zijn iedereen te slim af

LMAO MY BABY SISTERS BAG pic.twitter.com/5i9qA8E3gq

— ☄️ (@LUVlnTheSky) January 29, 2016

Didnt mean this when I said clear your plate chlo #outsmarted pic.twitter.com/I0c6IuCc

— Stefanie Humphreys (@StefHumphreys) January 20, 2012

My 7yo daughter: someone at camp said girls aren’t tough.

Me: what did you say to that?

My 7yo, who has had a loose tooth for over a week: I pulled out my tooth in front of him and he stopped talking to me. #parenting

— Katie Cook (@katiecandraw) August 24, 2018

Teacher to my son after he gets in trouble: “I’m going to have to call your mom.”

Son: “Don’t call her.”

Teacher: “Sorry but I have to.”

Son: “No I’m serious. Don’t call her. She doesn’t answer her phone. You have to text her.”

— Danielle and Farrah (@effinghandbook) March 12, 2018

When you’re not hungry for the whole pizza, but you still don’t want to share.
-4yo life hack pic.twitter.com/5LmGoYSs94

— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) November 17, 2015

My son got his report card today and academically he did well but his teacher wrote a note specifying “ he needs to use kind words with friends “ . I asked him about it and he said “ My friends are dumb and they need to know “

— ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️?️?️ (@PurestInNoSense) March 24, 2018

It was princess day at dance and one little girl came as a hot dog I have never admired someone more. pic.twitter.com/zGFL3KL3mp

— Brian Calzini (@BrianCalzini) July 10, 2016

Asked my son to box up his leftover mac and cheese at the restaurant and he put the entire bowl in there and I’m not sure if he’s an idiot or a genius. pic.twitter.com/3EVFt9xkqK

— The Dad (@thedad) February 27, 2018