Vader zijn is iets heel moois, speciaals en bijzonders. Natuurlijk. Maar soms is het ook om te lachen.
En deze vaders kunnen de humor wel inzien van al dat tutten, sjouwen en hannesen met kinderen.
1. Pap, doe normáál:
I became a father the day my daughter was born but I didn’t become a dad until the first time she rolled her eyes at me.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 16, 2019
2. Ach, die ochtenden.
I don’t know what kind of life I envisioned myself having at this age, but watching a half-naked toddler lick the frosting off a Pop-Tart while sitting on my chest at 5:45 in the morning was almost definitely not a part of it.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) May 23, 2019
3. En billendoekjes niet te vergeten.
One thing the parenting books didn’t prepare me for is having to bring home a 200-pack of toilet paper every 48 hours
— The Dad (@thedad) May 2, 2019
4. Zo zitten we er allemaal wel eens bij.
This dad I saw at the park yesterday is every parent's spirit animal. ? pic.twitter.com/MB5NTWYUT2
— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) July 24, 2019
5. Wil er iemand nog op het potje?
Accidentally asked a conference room full of coworkers if they had to go potty before the meeting and my membership to the Parent Club auto-renewed itself.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 18, 2019
6. Jij bent al geweest, pap.
Just asked my 7 y.o. if I could be the person who chooses the hangman word and she said, “no. You already had your childhood.”
— Dan Goor (@djgoor) October 22, 2018
7. Negeren is ook een vak.
My 8 year old daughter can already read at a 5th grade level and ignore me at a 12th grade level.
— The Baron (@baronvonbike) March 7, 2019
I never realized how annoying I could be until I created a miniature version of myself and started arguing with it daily.
— Micah (@ParentalGrit) October 29, 2018
9. Lekker smeren.
Me: I wonder what delights the world of parenting will offer me today?
My 6yo kid: [rubbing toothpaste over his hands as if it’s hand cream]
— Phil (@geowizzacist) March 19, 2019