9x hilarisch herkenbare tweets van moeders

That awkward moment when your child looks to you for wisdom and you’re like, “Honey, I don’t even know what day of the week it is.”

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 14, 2017

Me, to all my kids before the age of 2.

“No screens allowed.”

On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad.

“This is your mother now.”

— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) October 23, 2015

Me: Do that thing I like

Husband: [takes the kids and leaves]

— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) September 9, 2018

Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast?
Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some?
Son: NO. I hate casserole.
Me (whispers): I know…

— Foxy Wine Pocket (@FoxyWinePocket) November 28, 2014

My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) February 1, 2014

A baby shower game requested everyone write parenting advice on a notecard, so I wrote down my favorite margarita recipe.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 9, 2016

First kid: healthy, organic everything.

After third kid: KFC chicken leg falls on floor – just pick it up and eat it, I don’t care.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) July 29, 2016

Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.

— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) February 12, 2014

8 yo: “Mommy, what did you want to be when you grew up?”

Me: “Not this tired.”

— Mama Babbles… (@mama_babble) April 5, 2018