9x hilarisch herkenbare tweets van moeders
Van huilende baby’s in het vliegtuig en slapeloze nachten tot onuitstaanbare peuters: humor heelt, dus deze moeders maken er maar een lolletje van. En da’s maar goed ook, want zo kunnen wij weer lachen.
Wat? Nog steeds geen weekend?
That awkward moment when your child looks to you for wisdom and you’re like, “Honey, I don’t even know what day of the week it is.”
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 14, 2017
Even rust…
Me, to all my kids before the age of 2.
— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) October 23, 2015
“No screens allowed.”
On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad.
“This is your mother now.”
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Wat kan dat af en toe heerlijk zijn.
Me: Do that thing I like
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) September 9, 2018
Husband: [takes the kids and leaves]
Tip 1
Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast?
— Foxy Wine Pocket (@FoxyWinePocket) November 28, 2014
Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some?
Son: NO. I hate casserole.
Me (whispers): I know…
Tip 2
My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) February 1, 2014
En onze favoriet: tip 3
A baby shower game requested everyone write parenting advice on a notecard, so I wrote down my favorite margarita recipe.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 9, 2016
#schuldig
First kid: healthy, organic everything.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) July 29, 2016
After third kid: KFC chicken leg falls on floor – just pick it up and eat it, I don’t care.
Het viel te proberen…
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.
— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) February 12, 2014
Wallen tot je knieën, maar toegegeven: je krijgt er heel veel voor terug.
8 yo: “Mommy, what did you want to be when you grew up?”
— Mama Babbles… (@mama_babble) April 5, 2018
Me: “Not this tired.”
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