17x tweets over het ouderschap die op je lachspieren werken

My 4yo just asked me if I was there when we went to Disney 6 weeks ago for 5 days, so I’m obviously making a huge impact in her life.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) 7 november 2017

My 1-year-old insisted that I read her this book.

It’s going to be a long morning. pic.twitter.com/uXpGJLnAT2

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 4 september 2017

My son is having a hard time getting over the fact we’re not naming his new baby sister Megatron.

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) 6 november 2017

At the end of a long, difficult day of parenting it’s so nice to know you can look forward to a long, difficult night of parenting.

— MyMammanog (@MyMomologue) 7 september 2017

It’s Friday night and you know what that means. Nothing. I’m a parent, it means absolutely nothing.

— SingleBabyMama (@_SingleBabyMama) 21 oktober 2017

My wife grabbed my butt last night, not to be sexy, but because she was checking a diaper in her dreams. We’ve been parents for too long.

— La Guardia Cross (@LaGuardiaCross) 4 september 2017

me [on my deathbed]
son: Can you make me a snack?

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) 18 november 2017

Whenever my kid’s teacher asks how I’m doing, I always want to reply, “Why? What did my kid tell you?”

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) 24 september 2017

The problem with a household with a stay at home parent is that both parents think Saturday is their day off, and both parents are wrong.

— Lauren Mulled Cider (@DraggingFeeties) 2 september 2017

Family vacations are great if you want to know what it feels like to count down the hours until bedtime in a different city.

— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) 11 november 2017

Naptime is better described as the eye of the hurricane.

— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) 26 september 2017