Deze tweets herken je ongetwijfeld als je een kind van 6 hebt

16.03.2018 11:11

Kinderen winden er geen doekjes om. Kinderen van 6 jaar al helemáál niet, blijkt wel uit deze hilarische tweets van ouders.

6y.o, spotting tray of chicken wings: “Wow! That’s a LOT of dead chickens!”

-Why we can’t have dinner guests.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) December 13, 2017

6-year-old: I hate how you pack my lunch

Me: Maybe you should pack your own lunch

6: *packs 28 Oreos*

Me: Maybe I should pack your lunch

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 15, 2017

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Me: “Yes?”
6yo: “I forgot.”

— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) November 14, 2017

If anyone has a solid 3 hours on their hands, my 6 year old has a story about Pikachu he'll tell to anyone who is willing to listen.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 7, 2017

My six year old has two volumes: loud, and helicopter-landing-loud.

— Tara Brown (@Faux_Ma) July 26, 2015

Mostly I think I'm a good mom but then sometimes my 6 year old yells “OH SHIT!” when he's excited.

— maura quint (@behindyourback) December 15, 2017

“A cup isn't worth filling unless you can fill it completely to the top with no room to spare.”

-every six-year-old ever

— Beau Coffron (@lunchboxdad) November 2, 2016

My six year old wanted a mint, so I asked, “What's the magic word?”

Her response: “Now.”

— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) September 9, 2014

My 6yo just yelled that he is 24% mad at me so, yes, math does have real world applications.

— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) August 30, 2017

Me: “Would you like an apple?”
Daughter: “Ew no way.”
Me: “…Would you like apple slices?”
Daughter: “Oooh yummy! Yes!”

Mastering the art of 6 year old snack logic one day at a time.

— Tara Brown (@Faux_Ma) February 1, 2018

ME: Have you washed your hands?

6-year-old: Yes.

ME: Really? That seemed too fast.

6: Oh, I thought you meant ever.

— Baby Sideburns (@BabySideburns) February 12, 2018