Kinderen (bijna) in bed? Installeer jezelf op de bank met een deken en een kop thee en lees deze hilarische, doch herkenbare tweets van vaders. En niet te hard lachen, voordat je kind weer beneden staat.
Priest: What's inside you eventually comes out.
6-year-old: *whispering in my ear* He's talking about poop.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 2, 2018
Nothing is worse than reading your kid a bedtime story and flipping to a page with a bunch of words.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 3, 2018
Tja, ook een manier
I played hide-n-seek with my daughters, but they never came to look for me. I gave up when my legs fell asleep from kneeling in a corner.
"I FOUND YOU DADDY!"
No you didn't, I quit.
— La Guardia Cross (@LaGuardiaCross) August 27, 2018
son: Where’s mom? I need her to sign my permission slip
me: I can do it
son: My teacher said it has to be an adult
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) September 10, 2018
I spray deodorant on my 12yo son while he's sleeping. You're welcome.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 10, 2018
En je doet er niets aan
My son started school today. I'm excited to meet all the new illnesses he'll be bringing home this fall.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) September 5, 2018
Besparen kun je leren
The cheapest theme park for four year olds is to take them through a car wash.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) July 28, 2018
De jeugd van tegenwoordig...
My kids are watching videos of other people playing video games.
What a time to be alive.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) June 13, 2018
De bikkelharde waarheid
I have a sleeping disorder. It's called “This is the only time I get to myself."
— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) April 22, 2018
Uitvinding van de eeuw
There should be more parenting books on ways to play with your children while you’re lying on the couch.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 3, 2018
Steeds weer die Enzo Knol.
[Explaining my fantasy football draft]
Is this boring you?
Me: This is how I feel when you tell me about a video on Youtube.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 29, 2018