12x hilarische kinderuitspraken
Soms komen er hashtags voorbij op Twitter die je echt even moet volgen. Zoals #ShitMyKidSays: twitterende ouders over de uitspraken van hun kinderen. Hilarisch en heerlijk herkenbaar, vinden wij. Daarom: de beste 12 op een rij.
1. En bedankt
What's your new teacher like?
5yo: “She's younger than you and has a lot less wrinkles. Like, LOTS less!”— Mark, Sonny & Luca (@sonnyandluca) 2 september 2015
2. Hij moet het érgens gehoord hebben
Yesterday my 3 year old told his Grandma that he wasn't in an old picture because he was still swimming in his daddy's balls #shitmykidsays
— Chris Whittle (@cwhittle24) 11 juni 2015
3. En nou maar hopen dat de verzekering het dekt
4yo: What happens if your phone goes in the potty?
Me: WHY?
4yo: Never mind.
— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) 2 september 2015
4. Dit meisje bereidt zich vast voor
7yr old “Do women get their periods on weekends too?”
Me “Yes”
7yr old mutters to herself “Jesus Christ”— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) 20 november 2015
5. Soms heeft schreeuwen meer effect
dad: “come on, you guys are LATE!!!!”
11yo: “you should have started YELLING at us earlier!”— dadmissions (@Dadmissions) 30 juni 2016
6. Dat wordt vast echte liefde
5: I'ma marry Noah.
Me: Why?
5: He's handsome and I like his shirt.
Me: Looks aren't everything.
5: He likes to clean too.
Me: Lock that in.— Cray at Home Ma (@cray_at_home_ma) 26 januari 2016
7. Een kitten wint het altijd
4-year-old: Can we get a kitten?
Me: I'm allergic. We can't be in the same house.
4: You could sleep outside.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 25 augustus 2016
8. De taakverdeling is duidelijk
Me: “You didn't even notice my hair!”
Logan: “I'm not married to you…not my job!” #ShitMyKidsSay— Tara Chaput (@FoodieAndFamily) 2 oktober 2015
9. Auw
“Mom, you're my best friend. But that's only going to be until I go to school and make real friends” #shitmykidsays
— Chelsea (@CRoehl5) 1 september 2016
10. Dat je het even weet
Me: it's 27 in the house. I'm gonna be hot and grumpy.
6: you're always grumpy. #touché #shitmykidsays #heatmakesmegrumpy #grumpymom— Stacey (@Sjstrykowski) 8 augustus 2016
11. Van die momenten dat je liever even de andere kant opkijkt
Heard at the pool today, straight out of my son's mouth. “Mommy. Boobies, boobies, boobies. Everyone here has boobies.” #shitmykidsays
— Melanie (@mundercontrol) 19 juli 2016
12. Vriendschap is een illusie
6-year-old: I can't believe it. My teacher gave me homework.
Me: What did you think would happen?
6: I thought we were friends.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 2 september 2016
