12x hilarische kinderuitspraken
Soms komen er hashtags voorbij op Twitter die je echt even moet volgen. Zoals #ShitMyKidSays: twitterende ouders over de uitspraken van hun kinderen. Hilarisch en heerlijk herkenbaar, vinden wij. Daarom: de beste 12 op een rij.
1. En bedankt
What’s your new teacher like?
— Mark, Sonny & Luca (@sonnyandluca) 2 september 2015
5yo: “She’s younger than you and has a lot less wrinkles. Like, LOTS less!”
2. Hij moet het érgens gehoord hebben
Yesterday my 3 year old told his Grandma that he wasn’t in an old picture because he was still swimming in his daddy’s balls #shitmykidsays
— Chris Whittle (@cwhittle24) 11 juni 2015
3. En nou maar hopen dat de verzekering het dekt
4yo: What happens if your phone goes in the potty?
— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) 2 september 2015
Me: WHY?
4yo: Never mind.
4. Dit meisje bereidt zich vast voor
7yr old “Do women get their periods on weekends too?”
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) 20 november 2015
Me “Yes”
7yr old mutters to herself “Jesus Christ”
5. Soms heeft schreeuwen meer effect
dad: “come on, you guys are LATE!!!!”
— dadmissions (@Dadmissions) 30 juni 2016
11yo: “you should have started YELLING at us earlier!”
6. Dat wordt vast echte liefde
5: I’ma marry Noah.
— Cray at Home Ma (@cray_at_home_ma) 26 januari 2016
Me: Why?
5: He’s handsome and I like his shirt.
Me: Looks aren’t everything.
5: He likes to clean too.
Me: Lock that in.
7. Een kitten wint het altijd
4-year-old: Can we get a kitten?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 25 augustus 2016
Me: I’m allergic. We can’t be in the same house.
4: You could sleep outside.
8. De taakverdeling is duidelijk
Me: “You didn’t even notice my hair!”
— Tara Chaput (@FoodieAndFamily) 2 oktober 2015
Logan: “I’m not married to you…not my job!” #ShitMyKidsSay
9. Auw
“Mom, you’re my best friend. But that’s only going to be until I go to school and make real friends” #shitmykidsays
— Chelsea (@CRoehl5) 1 september 2016
10. Dat je het even weet
Me: it’s 27 in the house. I’m gonna be hot and grumpy.
— Stacey (@Sjstrykowski) 8 augustus 2016
6: you’re always grumpy. #touché #shitmykidsays #heatmakesmegrumpy #grumpymom
11. Van die momenten dat je liever even de andere kant opkijkt
Heard at the pool today, straight out of my son’s mouth. “Mommy. Boobies, boobies, boobies. Everyone here has boobies.” #shitmykidsays
— Melanie (@mundercontrol) 19 juli 2016
12. Vriendschap is een illusie
6-year-old: I can’t believe it. My teacher gave me homework.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 2 september 2016
Me: What did you think would happen?
6: I thought we were friends.
