Kan je wel een knoeperd van een ring om je vinger krijgen, dat wil nog niet zeggen dat een huwelijk louter over rozen gaat. Deze hilarische tweets zijn het levende bewijs.
Communiceren is 'the key'
My wife and I hit an important marriage milestone.
We had a fight entirely in fridge magnets. pic.twitter.com/sUvXbe2Fnn
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 4, 2015
Als je kind er niet in ligt, dan...
I’ve reached the point in my marriage that my husband fell asleep on the couch and OMG I AM SO EXCITED I GET THE BED ALL TO MYSELF
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) October 15, 2017
Kan je lang wachten.
Still waiting for my husband to apologize for what he did in my dream last night.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) January 28, 2017
Dan baal je.
— .candice. (@sassysocialism) September 1, 2015
Hij weet wel beter.
*walking into store*
Him: You need a cart?
Me: No, I'm just getting 2 things.
Him: *rolls eyes, grabs cart*
Marriage level: Expert
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 17, 2017
Haar wil is wet.
My wife wanted two kittens but I am the man in this house so we got two kittens
— Justin Guarini (@JustinGuarini) January 17, 2015
*watching husband sleep*
Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"
Me: "I can't live like this."
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 28, 2016
Establish dominance in your household by staring at your husband while you unplug his phone from the charger and plug in your own.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 23, 2017
Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) December 30, 2015
Wife: IT’S OVER! GET OUT!
Me: Ok, good luck killing spiders
— The Dadvocate (@thedadvocate01) November 20, 2018