Van een prachtige jurk en 'de kus' tot de openingsdans bij sfeerlicht: een huwelijk is één en al romantiek. Tot je 's nachts over de drempel wordt getild - dan begint het echte leven vol gesnurk en rondslingerende sokken weer.
Althans, dat was wel het geval bij de stellen uit onderstaande tweets.
Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself. For instance, I've learned that I don't need to use so many paper towels, and they're expensive.
— Pete Lynch (@PJTLynch) March 25, 2013
Most of marriage is wondering how you can love someone so fiercely who chews so loudly.
— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) May 19, 2017
In marriage, there are two conversations:
The one you think you're having and the one your husband hears.
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) July 15, 2017
Newlyweds: “I love resting my head on your chest and hearing your heart beat as I drift off to sleep.”
Married 15 years: “I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud it is.”
— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 17, 2018
Get ready for marriage by asking your girlfriend/boyfriend to make you a fruit smoothie, then get mad that you can’t hear the TV while they’re making you a fruit smoothie.
— eric (@ericsshadow) February 25, 2018
[Texts husband from bed]
Could you bring me some coffee?
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) April 11, 2016
My husband just cancelled the plans we’d made for tonight without talking to me first and I’ve honestly never been more turned on in my life.
— not the WORST mom ??♀️ (@nottheworstmom) March 3, 2018
Before you marry someone, sit next to them on the couch and try to watch your favorite show while they eat a bowl of cereal.
If you still want to marry that slurping animal, congratulations- you have found your person.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) February 26, 2018
The best thing you can do for your marriage is sleep with separate comforters.
— not the WORST mom ??♀️ (@nottheworstmom) March 9, 2018