9x deze hilarische uitspraken kunnen alleen van kinderen zijn

6yo: *staring at T-shirt* If these are arm holes, and this is the neck hole…Is this big one the butt hole?

— EdelBrice ? (@StranDadAbroad) 31 maart 2019

dad: “come on, you guys are LATE!!!!”
11yo: “you should have started YELLING at us earlier!”

— dadmissions (@Dadmissions) 30 juni 2016

toddler: I’m really high
friend:
me:
friend:
me: He means tall

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) 11 juli 2018

Toddler: MOM I POOPED ON THE POTTY
Me: good job!
Toddler: AND NOT ON MY UNDIES
Me: i’m proud of you
Toddler: AND NOT ON MY PANTS
Me: great
Toddler: AND NOT ON THE TOOTHBRUSHES
Me: wait what

— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) 1 februari 2018

I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed “yay! TWO christmases!” from the other room.

— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) 6 mei 2017

me *brings toddler his popsicle* What do you say?
toddler: Finally

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) 31 oktober 2018

Me: “See this? It’s a fossil of a fish that lived FIFTY MILLION YEARS AGO!”
7yo: “So you were almost born then, right?”

— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) 11 mei 2017

[At dinner]
Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat?
Me: Probably like 90%
D: So it's 10% balls?
Me: *spits out food*

— Tim (@Playing_Dad) 3 januari 2016

My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: “can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?”

— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) 23 januari 2016

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