8x grappige tweets over peuters

20.05.2019 19:46

Peuters: ze kunnen het bloed onder je nagels vandaan halen, maar ook onwijs grappig zijn. Kijk maar naar deze tweets van ouders over hun eigenwijze kroost.

Kieskeurig

I’m glad we own 10,000 stuffed animals so my toddler can fall asleep cuddling with a jar of peanuts. pic.twitter.com/mIJKNg2DEp

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 21, 2017

Typisch

You can say “please” and “thank you” a million times and your toddler will never repeat it, but if you say “ass-faced mother fucker” ONCE…

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 22, 2018

Oefening baart kunst

Not at all embarassing when your newly potty trained toddler drops drawer and starts peeing on a tree… a fake tree… in the middle of a restaurant.

— Manic Mama (@JannaKilimnik) April 30, 2019

Speedy Gonzales

Hearing a toddler say “uh oh” from a different room: cheaper than joining a gym and just as effective a workout

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) February 1, 2019

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Wijsneus

nobody:

a toddler: my mama booty not real

— Allyiah✨ (@AllyiahsFace) April 19, 2019

Haha

There should be an energy drink named 6 AM toddler.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 17, 2019

Perfecte workout

Oh, you ran a 5K today? Cool.

I buckled a toddler into a car seat twice today, so we both burned the same amount of calories.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) May 2, 2017