Je lacht je rot: 9x hilarische relatieperikelen

My husband won’t let me pick up wood at Home Depot because he doesn’t want it scratched or bent but I can take care of his children daily.

— bubble girl (@JessObsess) June 20, 2017

me: Have you seen my keys?
wife: No. Did you check your pocket?
me: Yeah
wife: Both of them?
me [mocking] “Both of them?”
wife:
me *finds keys* No

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 8, 2019

Wife: is that what you’re wearing?
Me: I guess not.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 3, 2019

Before marriage, I would sit at stop lights for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) February 8, 2019

My husband ate all the cookies and called it a snacksccident. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

— Lisabug BBQJonze (@Lisabug74) February 2, 2019

i married for love

but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored

— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) February 7, 2018

Instead of my husband asking me what I want to watch, he asks me what I want to fall asleep to & that pretty much sums up a marriage.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 27, 2019

[50 years from now]

*visiting husband’s grave*

“I wanted to let you know that after all these years I’ve finally figured out where I want to go to eat.”

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 25, 2019

Talked with another dad about how much I hate shopping with my wife at Old Navy for 10 minutes before I realized that he was a mannequin.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) February 28, 2019