
Elise: ‘We zwaaiden blij naar papa in de zee, niet wetende wat zich echt afspeelde’
Wat begon als een onschuldige stranddag, veranderde onverwachts in een moment van pure paniek voor Elise en haar gezin toen haar vriend de zee in ging.
Het zal je maar gebeuren: word je ineens geroast door je bloedeigen kind. Deze ouders maakten het mee.
Me to my son: You remind me of me.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 16, 2016
Son: That’s just mean.
My 6yo daughter just caught me getting out of the shower.
— WyNZ (@WynRichards) August 27, 2016
“It looks like a minion!”
6yo: Mommy, when you get older will you look all gross?
— Kristen Mae (@AbandonPretense) August 27, 2016
Me: What do you mean, ‘gross’?
6yo: Like how you are now, but wrinklier.
Me: We all make mistakes.
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 15, 2016
5: Even you?
Me: Yep
5: Oh yeah! Like when you’re trying to cook food that tastes good but then it doesn’t?
Me: Please get dressed.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) September 1, 2016
9yo: But you’re still in your pajamas!
Me: I AM dressed.
9yo: Is that what you’re calling [waves palm at me] this?
4-year-old: Can we get a kitten?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 25, 2016
Me: I’m allergic. We can’t be in the same house.
4: You could sleep outside.
“Mommy does my butt wiggle when I walk like yours does?” #kidhonesty
— Gretchen Britt (@GretchenYa) September 10, 2015
When Bea was 3:
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) October 24, 2016
3yo: I love u the mostest.
Me: I love u my tiniest baby.
3yo: I love u my oldest Mommy. My fossil Mom. You are a fossil.
Berlyn: “daddy, ur hair is growing in the wrong direction! Its going back in ur head instead of out!”.ouch! #kidsaretoohonest
— christie harrow (@surfgrlcoco) April 1, 2013
Me to my 5-yr-old, balancing precariously on a stool: “Be careful – that’s not very stable!”
— Gabby D. (@GabnDad) March 11, 2017
Her: “YOU’RE not very stable!”#kidburn
Bron: BuzzFeed