10x kinderen die hun ouders fantastisch ‘roasten’

Me to my son: You remind me of me.

Son: That's just mean.

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 16, 2016

My 6yo daughter just caught me getting out of the shower.

"It looks like a minion!"

— WyNZ (@WynRichards) August 27, 2016

6yo: Mommy, when you get older will you look all gross?

Me: What do you mean, 'gross'?

6yo: Like how you are now, but wrinklier.

— Kristen Mae (@AbandonPretense) August 27, 2016

Me: We all make mistakes.

5: Even you?

Me: Yep

5: Oh yeah! Like when you're trying to cook food that tastes good but then it doesn't?

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 15, 2016

Me: Please get dressed.

9yo: But you're still in your pajamas!

Me: I AM dressed.

9yo: Is that what you're calling [waves palm at me] this?

— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) September 1, 2016

4-year-old: Can we get a kitten?

Me: I'm allergic. We can't be in the same house.

4: You could sleep outside.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 25, 2016

"Mommy does my butt wiggle when I walk like yours does?" #kidhonesty— Gretchen Britt (@GretchenYa) September 10, 2015

When Bea was 3:

3yo: I love u the mostest.

Me: I love u my tiniest baby.

3yo: I love u my oldest Mommy. My fossil Mom. You are a fossil.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) October 24, 2016

Berlyn: "daddy, ur hair is growing in the wrong direction! Its going back in ur head instead of out!".ouch! #kidsaretoohonest— christie harrow (@surfgrlcoco) April 1, 2013

Me to my 5-yr-old, balancing precariously on a stool: "Be careful - that's not very stable!"

Her: "YOU'RE not very stable!"#kidburn

— Gabby D. (@GabnDad) March 11, 2017

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