8x herkenbare tweets: kinderen zijn peperduur
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Dat kinderen je haast een rib uit het lijf kosten, bewijzen deze grappige en herkenbare tweets van ouders.
Maar ach, je krijgt er ook heel veel voor terug.
Sparen ho maar
My hobbies include: working really hard to earn money and watching my kids eat every penny of it.
— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) 8 maart 2019
Hongerrr
Welcome to parenthood.
Hope you like hearing “THERE’S NOTHING TO EAT!” right after you just spent your life savings at the grocery store.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) 7 mei 2018
Slim
[After son breaks something]
ME: This is why we can’t have nice things!
HIM: I thought money was why we couldn’t have nice things.
ME: *Trying to keep my anger momentum* There can be more than one reason for only having crappy things!— The Dad (@thedad) 6 maart 2019
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Krap bij kas
I want my kids to have a fun childhood, but like a lazy, quiet kind of fun that doesn’t cost anything.
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) 21 april 2017
En elk jaar gooien we ’t bedrag omhoog
I offer my kids $500 for every A on their report card. It sends the message that education is a priority in our household and it costs me absolutely nothing since my kids aren’t that bright.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) 29 november 2018
Lol
Sure kids cost roughly $14,000 annually, but think about all the money you save from no longer having a social life.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) 7 oktober 2018
Prioriteiten stellen
Shampoo Shopping, 1st Child:
This $27 bottle has all pure, plant based ingredients grown in a country that has never supported a dictatorship & that only allows free range chickens. Sold!6 yrs, 2 kids later: This generic dishwashing liquid shouldn’t take off too much skin.
— Ms. Havisham (@MissHavisham) 6 februari 2019
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