Omdat je er maar beter om kan lachen: 15x grappige tweets van ouders

wife: ugh the baby’s been crying for hours, can you take over?

me: sure *starts crying for hours*

— hype (@TheHyyyype) December 8, 2018

My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.

— Octopus/Caveman (@OctopusCaveman) August 26, 2018

Me: Who’s been using my expensive hair conditioner?!?

10yo: Not me.
8yo: Not me.
6yo: *frantically lowering Barbie’s hand*

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 8, 2019

[At dinner]
Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat?
Me: Probably like 90%
D: So it’s 10% balls?
Me: *spits out food*

— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 3, 2016

Me: My beautiful daughter, I would cross oceans and move mountains for you. I would fly into the darkness if I knew it would make you happy.

Daughter: Can I have a Dorito?

Me: I’m sorry but these are, unfortunately, my Doritos.

— Momarazzi. (@Mirimade) June 28, 2018

Having a child is like having a little broke ass best friend

— Beer Princess (@Aflgirl126) January 12, 2019

Just asked my 7 y.o. if I could be the person who chooses the hangman word and she said, “no. You already had your childhood.”

— Dan Goor (@djgoor) October 22, 2018

Hmm, I hate parents. What shall I invent? pic.twitter.com/Yg5SsM4Krm

— Molly Erdman (@erdmanmolly) January 8, 2019

best part of working from home is having your 5y/o run in while you’re on a conference call and cry “I accidentally peed in the wrong place”

— maura quint (@behindyourback) May 9, 2017

Me: So, what did you bring home from preschool today?!?

3yo: *sneezes*

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 16, 2018

Well I, for one, am FUCKING SHOCKED!! pic.twitter.com/unyiO4RFoE

— inappropriate mom (@nicfit75) November 14, 2013

If you laugh at a kid’s joke that kid will tell the exact same joke at slightly louder volumes 8,000 times in a row.

— Rōb Fëė (@robfee) April 22, 2017

5 yr old son: Mommy, I forgot that I shouldn’t pick my nose. But it’s ok, I put it back in my nose after.

He says while holding my hand.

— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) September 7, 2016

My mum took my brother to a Lego exhibition where children can design and make whatever they want at the end. She has just sent me what he made. I’m dead pic.twitter.com/JBIGfjj3Nf

— Lucy (@Lucy_seana) March 2, 2019

I sent my kids to the store to get some snacks for themselves. My daughter got a birthday cake. For a snack. pic.twitter.com/hT1q8M7aAo

— Megan (@meganbielby) May 30, 2019