11x deze hilarische tweets van vaders maken je dag

Priest: What’s inside you eventually comes out.

6-year-old: *whispering in my ear* He’s talking about poop.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 2, 2018

Nothing is worse than reading your kid a bedtime story and flipping to a page with a bunch of words.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 3, 2018

I played hide-n-seek with my daughters, but they never came to look for me. I gave up when my legs fell asleep from kneeling in a corner.

“I FOUND YOU DADDY!”

No you didn’t, I quit.

— La Guardia Cross (@LaGuardiaCross) August 27, 2018

son: Where’s mom? I need her to sign my permission slip
me: I can do it
son: My teacher said it has to be an adult

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) September 10, 2018

I spray deodorant on my 12yo son while he’s sleeping. You’re welcome.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 10, 2018

My son started school today. I’m excited to meet all the new illnesses he’ll be bringing home this fall.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) September 5, 2018

The cheapest theme park for four year olds is to take them through a car wash.

— dadpression (@Dadpression) July 28, 2018

My kids are watching videos of other people playing video games.

What a time to be alive.

— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) June 13, 2018

I have a sleeping disorder. It’s called “This is the only time I get to myself.”

— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) April 22, 2018

There should be more parenting books on ways to play with your children while you’re lying on the couch.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 3, 2018

[Explaining my fantasy football draft]
Is this boring you?
Daughter: yes
Me: This is how I feel when you tell me about a video on Youtube.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 29, 2018